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Wednesday, 1 February 2017

Types of Engineering Degrees

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Seek the top Engineering Degrees online with more than 40 distinct sorts of engineering degrees and vocations surveyed on the web. We have many schools in our database with a wide assortment of engineering degrees, including ABET-certify engineering degrees at all levels, and in addition many engineering program audits composed by innovation specialists. 

Engineering is relied upon to be a development segment in the up and coming decade, and it is thought to be a top profession. You can see a portion of the most astounding paying engineering employments, which is redesigned regularly and in view of pay information from the US Department of Labor and other respectable sources. Keep perusing to examine the top engineering degrees, or utilize the school hunt to get instantly coordinated to online schools that are tolerating candidates.

Web based ENGINEERING DEGREE 

A best in class idea in the field of designing scholastics is the internet building degree, which is accessible no less than one school in each branch of building. In spite of the fact that there are not precisely a plenty of decisions right now for some branches, an ever increasing number of schools and colleges are including internet designing degrees at each level. The most widely recognized so far is an online Master's in Engineering. Many specialists that have officially earned their PE (Professional Engineer) permit and are right now utilized settle on taking web based building classes to get their Master's degree. Clearly there are distinctive specializations that provide food more towards internet building degrees, for example, Engineering Management, while others are more hard to learn on the web.

Available Types of Engineering Degrees
Below are the most popular types of engineering degrees sorted by branch of engineering. Use the following links to quickly jump to your engineering category of interest:
  1. MECHANICAL ENGINEERING DEGREE
  2. AEROSPACE ENGINEERING DEGREE
  3. BIOMEDICAL ENGINEERING DEGREE
  4. BIOMECHANICAL ENGINEERING DEGREE
  5. AUTOMOTIVE ENGINEERING DEGREE
  6. CIVIL ENGINEERING DEGREE
  7. STRUCTURAL ENGINEERING DEGREE
  8. ARCHITECTURAL ENGINEERING DEGREE
  9. ELECTRICAL ENGINEERING DEGREE
  10. COMPUTER ENGINEERING DEGREE
  11. ELECTRONICS ENGINEERING DEGREE
  12. MECHATRONICS ENGINEERING DEGREE
  13. ROBOTICS ENGINEERING DEGREE
  14. MICROELECTRONIC ENGINEERING DEGREE
  15. CHEMICAL ENGINEERING DEGREE
  16. ENVIRONMENTAL ENGINEERING DEGREE
  17. MATERIALS SCIENCE ENGINEERING DEGREE
  18. AGRICULTURAL ENGINEERING DEGREE
  19. PAPER ENGINEERING DEGREE
  20. SUSTAINABILITY DESIGN DEGREE
  21. ENGINEERING MANAGEMENT DEGREE
  22. MBA IN ENGINEERING DEGREE
  23. INDUSTRIAL ENGINEERING DEGREE
  24. SYSTEMS ENGINEERING DEGREE
  25. MANUFACTURING ENGINEERING DEGREE
  26. PETROLEUM ENGINEERING DEGREE
  27. GEOLOGICAL ENGINEERING DEGREE
  28. NUCLEAR ENGINEERING DEGREE
  29. MARINE ENGINEERING DEGREE
  30. PHOTONICS ENGINEERING DEGREE
  31. NANOTECHNOLOGY ENGINEERING
  32. MINING ENGINEERING DEGREE
  33. CERAMICS ENGINEERING DEGREE
  34. METALLURGICAL ENGINEERING DEGREE
  35. GEOMATICS ENGINEERING DEGREE
  36. PROJECT MANAGEMENT DEGREE
  37. UNDERGRADUATE ENGINEERING DEGREES

Wednesday, 4 January 2017

The Sweet Memories of of Our College Day's......

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The Sweet Memories of of Our College Day's......

College days are always the best days of our life, the friends we make, the days we spent together and the moments shared are priceless. When at college we are just living a normal life, as we thought but we are unaware that in reality we are creating some life time memories. Though we forget those days as we get involved in out daily routine and new responsibility, but sometime few lines take us back to our college days and a smile comes on your face as we recall those moments...

1.On being Late:

“Kab shuru hui class?”“ “Attendance ho gayi kya??”“ “Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar”“ “Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu......... bolna ....... kal kya” padaya tha isne”“ “Ek page de na.......... abey pen bhi to de, nahi to kisse” likhunga.......”“ “ koi subah kaise aa sakta hai........”“ “wo bhi iss class ke liye “

2. During the lecture:

“Yesss!!!! Sirrr.......The answer is ........huuuummmmm.......aaaaaaaa.............” “No sir.....I know the answer ......sir....” “Saala apne aapko Newton samajta hai” “dekhiyo tera net aa rha hai kya....” “Abe lecture ko maar goli..... Ma'am kya lag rahi hai aaj........” “dekh woh ladki..... apne boyfrnd se baat kar rhi hai.....” “Uske Saamne nahi baith sakta tha kya.......gadha....... “Saala sab ne laptop khol rakha hai...” “Kya bore kar raha hai. Bola tha canteen chalte hain ..” “Heads, we go canteen , Tails, we go now!!!”

3. Lab:

“Expt. 2 likha??” “last time tu aaya the kya?”“ “Karna kya hai??” “Yeh bhai.....merko pata hota to tere pass kyon aata........” “Areee tu to bura maan gaya .......chal dikha na.....bhau kyo kata hai....”

4. Sessionals Test:

“sessionals test???? ......Aree yaar...... “ “Kya....... abe unit test mein itna sara topic hai to final mein kya hoga.” “Oye Ashish kaha hai......uska roll number mere baad hai.......wo nahi aaya to mein pakka fail.” After test...... "yaar pada tha....recall nahi kar paya.......chhod na ....... Canteen chalega”SAHI !!

5. Late submission of assignments:

“Maine us ko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assgnment bhi saath mein submit kar dena& “ “Ab mein kya karu usne mereko bole bina hi submit kar diya........ “ “They should allow XEROX........sala system hi kharab hai “

6 . After exam:

“Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya? Shitt...” “kya bol raha hai yaar..aise karna tha kya” “1st mein 3 marks.....2nd mein 0.......3rd mein 2....... Gaya..........fail pakka.......” “Yaar notice lagte hi hata dena........wo kya soochegi mera marks dekh kar......”

7 . VIVA

“Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghanta doonga “ “Aeee.......Akash.....terese kya kya poocha....mood kaisa hai.. “ “External ke ghar mein bacche nahi hai kya....... “ “Dekh Boss!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ki ab tak preparation nahi hui hai “

8 . Submission:

“Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?” “kaat kaat ke likh le...kaon padhta hai” “Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?” “Jai ho computer baba ki......jai ho Ctrl C - Ctrl V ki.......” “Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?”

Dedicated to All Engineering Students

Sunday, 1 January 2017

Ways to Completely Sabotage Your Collge Hostel

I have made the most of my lodging life more than my school days. 

When I first arrived, it was truly an outside place to me. Every one of the streets are new, the shops outside, even the general population has a certain not-exactly from-home vibe. What's more, I had no vehicle and very little companions. To intensify the issue, our inn is found a decent separation far from our grounds, a reality that would frequent a ton of us for the accompanying couple of weeks... 

Be that as it may, things changed... I had the blessed fortunes of having a decent group of companions v named our posse as "DAFODILS" yet that kinship didn't keep going long... little battles destroyed our fellowship... n at last the 6 part pack got spilt.. 

Later, we as a whole were moved to various rooms. My new flat mates were cool and sympathetic the botches of my flat mate Rinta are long stories. I will expound on it later. :D I was telling about the new climate right...it was truly a decent ordeal while remaining with them. 

There we shaped a 7 part gang...it was truly decent being with them... there I encountered the genuine estimation of friendship...a shoulder to incline now and again of worry...soothing words now and again of fragile.. 

The fun we had..., the festivals. Particularly the birthday festivities in inn with spoiled eggs, cake's cream and spilling hued waters each other..miss it so seriously.......

Sunday, 9 October 2016

Have you remembered "college ke din" ?

I hope you have remembered "College ke Din".....
I would like to remember some things ,some moments....like that.... we can say that " College ke Din "


1.When you reach late in class :
"kab suru hui yr ye class "


"Attendance Ho gai kya ?"


" Saala aaj alarm hi nhi bja to me kya karu ......kal kya padaya tha isne"


"Kitna pakayega ye Virus ...abe ek page to de much to likh Lu , Abe pen bhi de na ....bager pen ke kese likhunga"


" koi itni subah kese aa sakta wo bhi is lecture ke liye....abe kitna pakata he yr "


2.In a lecture:


Yessss.....Sir the answer is
elements are the.............. components of.........
... . No sir I know answer but I am unable to explain now.........


       " saala apne aapko Newton ka chcha samajhta hai kya "


"Abe lecture ko maar goli Priyanka dekh kesi lag rahi h ? "


"Abe uski T shirt dekhi kya lagti hai yar usme..."
"Uski t shirt per dekh likha hai? "


"Uske bagal me nhi baith sakta tha ...kabhi class ka fayda lia kar "


"tere se bola tha chal canteenchalte hai ..ab dekh kitna paka rha hai? "


3.In Lab:


"Exp 4 likha h kya ...last class me Mai nhi aaya tha ....abe tera to likha hi hoga hamesha to ladkiyo se chipka rhta h "


"Karna kya h isme kis ...kis ko milana h ! Ek to ye chemistry pta hi nhi chalta kya kya Mila , kya reaction hui , kya waste Hua ? Kya nikla....uper s inka naam bhi tough hai kese yaad rakhe inko h2so4....."


"Ye sab mujhe maloom hota to tere pass kyu Ata ...tujhe kya lagta Ki Mai Einstein ke familyse belong Karta Hu...."


4.Sessional Exam:


"Inka to bas nhi chalta otherwise ye sessional 2-2 din me Lena suru karede"


"aree yaar unit me itne saare questions he to baki me kya hoga ... Or final me kitna puchhenge ....yahi bol de Ki nuber 0 Dena hi he ....to hum bese as Jaya karenge"


"oye kitna likhega....oye Niraj mujhe kewal points to Bata de yar....chal thik aaj pakka party dunga"


"Ye absent nhi hota to tere kyo bolta...."


After exam....... ......


"Ye sab pta tha lekin exam yaad hi nhi as rha tha or tere se bol bhi rha tha Khali points Bata de...."


5.For Attendance :


"I was on the class...but attendance nhi bol paya mam"


"Abe kabhi to dosti jataya kar mere liye yes sir bol dia kar ....fir tera daily class attend karne ka kya faida Hua ..."


6.Late Assignment submission time:


"Sir...2 -3 din bimaar Hu Abhi bhi Taviyat sahi nhi h... Aap Deepak se puch lijiye ,ye hi doctor ke pass lekar gya rha.."


"Mene Ravi ko bola tha mera assignment bhi kar Dena or isne bola bhi tha submit kar dega but usne submit hi nhi Kia Mai kya karu....next time sabse pahle mera assignment hi submit hoga ....pakka..."


7.After Exam:


"Ye saala syllabus tha kha ...mere hamesha tough wala questions paper hi milta hai"


"1st unit se 3 no., 2nd unit s 7 no....., 5th se to pakka fail....ye tu jese hi Notice board per results sheet aye to nikaal Dena...yese marks usne dekhe to kya sochegi yaar"
8.In Viva:
"Submission ab tak Hua hi nhi viva kis cheez ka du yarrr..."


"Abe tere se kya kya puchha ....mood kaisa he external....aaj to pakka doyega bager sabun ke"
"External ke bachche nhi he kya ....kuch v punch rha ...class kitne din attend Ki ....kiska experient copy Kia..wo bhi yese hi pada hoga...apni position ka galat fayeda le rha he.."




........so that's moments also belongs to you....I hope.....plz comments here yours memorial things.....



Lets recall ...wo college ki duniya!!

Ye naukari bhi le lo , ye degree bhi le lo .chahe to Le lo US ka visa ...
Magar lauta do mujhko wo college Ki duniya .....wo canteen Ki chaya , wo theekha samosha...
wo Doop me ghar se nikalna ,wo thand me rajai me ghus Jana......
wo project ke liye shahar ke chakkar katna or mil Jane per party ka banana....
wo lecture me dosto Ki proxy lagana, wo sir ko chidana ....wo Citi banana .....wo thi meri college Ki duniya .....
wo submission Ki raat bhar jagna or nhi hone per bimari ka banana leker date badwana..... Wo yaad he hamari college Ki duniya ....


wo dusro ke assignment ko apna batana, wo seminar me aawaj or pairo ka ladkhadana....
wo workshop me pasina banana or institution ko gaali Dena .....yaad he hamko college Ki duniya .....
wo holiday per masti karna or exam ke ek din pahle serious Ho Jana , wo exam khatam hone per independence day manana.....yaad he hamko wo college Ki duniya ....
wo fresher ko satana , wo without any reason off maar Dena , wo test me dusro ko bolna " kitna likhega be"....
wo canteen ka zyaan , reason na Milne per khud ke concept banana...yaad he hamko college Ki duniya......


wo ladkiyo ka hamesha akadna , wo dosto Ki GF ko naam lekar chidana, wo Kisi or GF ko apni batana, wo mujhe hi dekh rahi thi kahkar dosto ko chidana .....yaad he hamko college Ki duniya ...
wo treat khatam hone per mobile per fake call karna , or paise dene ke time per hath muhh done chale Jana , shocking me bolna "me to wallet hi bhool gya"....kya yaad he tumko wo college Ki duniya.....


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Saturday, 8 October 2016

Most College Life Memorable Things you must have to remember!

Wow last day….The last days of college life will be memorable by default , there are many things in your college Life  to make a a part of Awesome Memorable .
Wonderful..!! You are already having a memorable time. 


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No matter what you do in these days, everything would seem to be memorable. 
You need not to ask others about what you should do. Think on your own, what makes you and your friends happy? What is it that you have always wished to do in your college days, but haven't done yet.? 
Go ahead, do it.
Live the moment. Relish in everything you do. 
Stay aware of the fact that this is the last time. 
You will feel good in everything. 
All the best.....

Thursday, 7 July 2016

Doston, Ye hai apni College ki Dunia..

Thank you to all being my friends.........


Hey !
Dil me hai josh, sanson me tufan
Ye h apne college ki dunia,
Padna likhna to chalta hi rahega
Aish tu kar koi kuch nahi kahega,
Yahan aake bas Bindash ho jao
Upar wali chhat pe gappe ladao,

Lunch me canteen me chai peeke aana
Uske baad lecture me neend ka bahana,
ikatthe hoke asignment banana
Last date k baad submit karwana,
Class me kabhi bhi dhyan nahi
arre lecture lagana assan nahi,

Mach gya shor ho gai ladai
kisi ki shirt to kisi ki tie,
agle hi din ye case hua thanda
dadagiri karne ka saara ye funda,
bante hai ye apne aap ko DON
College k baad inhe puchega kaun ?

Arre chhodo ye jhagde dhyan lagao
Yaaro kuch bhi karo bas paas ho jao,
Thoda sa padlo fir karenge Aish
Placement k baad bas cash hi cash,

ho ho hooooooooooooo
ho ho hooooooooooooo

Ye hai college ki dunia, Yaaro sang jeena marna
2 lecture karke padai, saara din masti karna (x2)

yahi wo din hain jo yaad aayenge
socho to yaaron k bin kaise jee payengeeennnnnn
hhuummmmmmmmm
hhummmmmmmmm

4 din aish fir kuch nahi rahega
call tujhe aayegi par busy tu rahega,
doston me kabhi-2 ruthna manana
milke sabki khilli udana,
Madamji aayen to unko satana
Roj late aane ka naya bahana,
Ladki ko dekh k aahen na bhar
arre maan jayegi jara baat to kar,
Nahi bhi maani to tera kya jaata hai
Abbe college me tu yahi karna aata h..

Yaaron k sath long drive pe jaana
Pahadon pe jharno k neeche nahana,
padh bhi aur masti bhi kar hardam
abe royega jab numbar aaynge kam,
Kal hi yahan pe strike karwai
college me apni baat manwai,
Exam me sabko cheating karai
Sab hue paas meri compartment aayi,

Aish k sath yahan padna bhi chahiye
Life banani hai to college me aaiye,
kuch b kaho college mast hai apna
Future k har student ka sapna,

ho ho hoooooooooooooo
ho ho hoooooooooooooo

Ye hai college ki dunia, Yaaro sang jeena marna
2 lecture karke padai, saara din masti karna (x2)

yahi wo din hain jo yaad aayenge
socho to yaaron k bin kaise jee payengeeennnnnn
hhuummmmmmmmm
hhummmmmmmmm

Lagta h mujhko ye gaana hai adhura
Fir kabhi baith k likhunga isse pura,
Khatm nahi hoti ye doston ki baaten
College ke bahar to hain duniyan ki laaten,
aa gya wo din ab yahan se hai jaana
Rukne ka yahan koi bahaana na banana,
Bahut hue ab mann k ye din
Ab saari jindgi hai doston ke bin,

Biwi jo kahegi khana padega banana
yaad hume aayega wo hostel ka zamana,
wo dhaabe ki chai canteen ka khana
Class room me benches pe table banana,
Yaaden tum le jaana aankhon me basa ke
doston ko rakhana dil se laga ke,
suno meri baat ye shaam hui raat
Pure nahi hote ye dil ke ye zajbaat,


Pad likh liya ab naukari pe jaao
parents jahan kahe wahan family banao,
Tab tumhe life me lage jab akela
fir hum lagayenge doston ka mela,
Bikes leke apni hill station pe jayenge
masti ke din yaaro fir se aayenge,

ho ho hoooooooooooooo
ho ho hoooooooooooooo

Ye hai college ki dunia, Yaaro sang jeena marna
2 lecture karke padai, saara din masti karna (x2)

yahi wo din hain jo yaad aayenge
socho to yaaron k bin kaise jee payengeeennnnnn
hhuummmmmmmmm
hhummmmmmmmm
hhuuuummmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm