I hope you have remembered "College ke Din".....
I would like to remember some things ,some moments....like that.... we can say that " College ke Din "
1.When you reach late in class :
"kab suru hui yr ye class "
"Attendance Ho gai kya ?"
" Saala aaj alarm hi nhi bja to me kya karu ......kal kya padaya tha isne"
"Kitna pakayega ye Virus ...abe ek page to de much to likh Lu , Abe pen bhi de na ....bager pen ke kese likhunga"
" koi itni subah kese aa sakta wo bhi is lecture ke liye....abe kitna pakata he yr "
2.In a lecture:
Yessss.....Sir the answer is
elements are the.............. components of.........
... . No sir I know answer but I am unable to explain now.........
" saala apne aapko Newton ka chcha samajhta hai kya "
"Abe lecture ko maar goli Priyanka dekh kesi lag rahi h ? "
"Abe uski T shirt dekhi kya lagti hai yar usme..."
"Uski t shirt per dekh likha hai? "
"Uske bagal me nhi baith sakta tha ...kabhi class ka fayda lia kar "
"tere se bola tha chal canteenchalte hai ..ab dekh kitna paka rha hai? "
3.In Lab:
"Exp 4 likha h kya ...last class me Mai nhi aaya tha ....abe tera to likha hi hoga hamesha to ladkiyo se chipka rhta h "
"Karna kya h isme kis ...kis ko milana h ! Ek to ye chemistry pta hi nhi chalta kya kya Mila , kya reaction hui , kya waste Hua ? Kya nikla....uper s inka naam bhi tough hai kese yaad rakhe inko h2so4....."
"Ye sab mujhe maloom hota to tere pass kyu Ata ...tujhe kya lagta Ki Mai Einstein ke familyse belong Karta Hu...."
4.Sessional Exam:
"Inka to bas nhi chalta otherwise ye sessional 2-2 din me Lena suru karede"
"aree yaar unit me itne saare questions he to baki me kya hoga ... Or final me kitna puchhenge ....yahi bol de Ki nuber 0 Dena hi he ....to hum bese as Jaya karenge"
"oye kitna likhega....oye Niraj mujhe kewal points to Bata de yar....chal thik aaj pakka party dunga"
"Ye absent nhi hota to tere kyo bolta...."
After exam....... ......
"Ye sab pta tha lekin exam yaad hi nhi as rha tha or tere se bol bhi rha tha Khali points Bata de...."
5.For Attendance :
"I was on the class...but attendance nhi bol paya mam"
"Abe kabhi to dosti jataya kar mere liye yes sir bol dia kar ....fir tera daily class attend karne ka kya faida Hua ..."
6.Late Assignment submission time:
"Sir...2 -3 din bimaar Hu Abhi bhi Taviyat sahi nhi h... Aap Deepak se puch lijiye ,ye hi doctor ke pass lekar gya rha.."
"Mene Ravi ko bola tha mera assignment bhi kar Dena or isne bola bhi tha submit kar dega but usne submit hi nhi Kia Mai kya karu....next time sabse pahle mera assignment hi submit hoga ....pakka..."
7.After Exam:
"Ye saala syllabus tha kha ...mere hamesha tough wala questions paper hi milta hai"
"1st unit se 3 no., 2nd unit s 7 no....., 5th se to pakka fail....ye tu jese hi Notice board per results sheet aye to nikaal Dena...yese marks usne dekhe to kya sochegi yaar"
8.In Viva:
"Submission ab tak Hua hi nhi viva kis cheez ka du yarrr..."
"Abe tere se kya kya puchha ....mood kaisa he external....aaj to pakka doyega bager sabun ke"
"External ke bachche nhi he kya ....kuch v punch rha ...class kitne din attend Ki ....kiska experient copy Kia..wo bhi yese hi pada hoga...apni position ka galat fayeda le rha he.."
........so that's moments also belongs to you....I hope.....plz comments here yours memorial things.....
I would like to remember some things ,some moments....like that.... we can say that " College ke Din "
1.When you reach late in class :
"kab suru hui yr ye class "
"Attendance Ho gai kya ?"
" Saala aaj alarm hi nhi bja to me kya karu ......kal kya padaya tha isne"
"Kitna pakayega ye Virus ...abe ek page to de much to likh Lu , Abe pen bhi de na ....bager pen ke kese likhunga"
" koi itni subah kese aa sakta wo bhi is lecture ke liye....abe kitna pakata he yr "
2.In a lecture:
Yessss.....Sir the answer is
elements are the.............. components of.........
... . No sir I know answer but I am unable to explain now.........
" saala apne aapko Newton ka chcha samajhta hai kya "
"Abe lecture ko maar goli Priyanka dekh kesi lag rahi h ? "
"Abe uski T shirt dekhi kya lagti hai yar usme..."
"Uski t shirt per dekh likha hai? "
"Uske bagal me nhi baith sakta tha ...kabhi class ka fayda lia kar "
"tere se bola tha chal canteenchalte hai ..ab dekh kitna paka rha hai? "
3.In Lab:
"Exp 4 likha h kya ...last class me Mai nhi aaya tha ....abe tera to likha hi hoga hamesha to ladkiyo se chipka rhta h "
"Karna kya h isme kis ...kis ko milana h ! Ek to ye chemistry pta hi nhi chalta kya kya Mila , kya reaction hui , kya waste Hua ? Kya nikla....uper s inka naam bhi tough hai kese yaad rakhe inko h2so4....."
"Ye sab mujhe maloom hota to tere pass kyu Ata ...tujhe kya lagta Ki Mai Einstein ke familyse belong Karta Hu...."
4.Sessional Exam:
"Inka to bas nhi chalta otherwise ye sessional 2-2 din me Lena suru karede"
"aree yaar unit me itne saare questions he to baki me kya hoga ... Or final me kitna puchhenge ....yahi bol de Ki nuber 0 Dena hi he ....to hum bese as Jaya karenge"
"oye kitna likhega....oye Niraj mujhe kewal points to Bata de yar....chal thik aaj pakka party dunga"
"Ye absent nhi hota to tere kyo bolta...."
After exam....... ......
"Ye sab pta tha lekin exam yaad hi nhi as rha tha or tere se bol bhi rha tha Khali points Bata de...."
5.For Attendance :
"I was on the class...but attendance nhi bol paya mam"
"Abe kabhi to dosti jataya kar mere liye yes sir bol dia kar ....fir tera daily class attend karne ka kya faida Hua ..."
6.Late Assignment submission time:
"Sir...2 -3 din bimaar Hu Abhi bhi Taviyat sahi nhi h... Aap Deepak se puch lijiye ,ye hi doctor ke pass lekar gya rha.."
"Mene Ravi ko bola tha mera assignment bhi kar Dena or isne bola bhi tha submit kar dega but usne submit hi nhi Kia Mai kya karu....next time sabse pahle mera assignment hi submit hoga ....pakka..."
7.After Exam:
"Ye saala syllabus tha kha ...mere hamesha tough wala questions paper hi milta hai"
"1st unit se 3 no., 2nd unit s 7 no....., 5th se to pakka fail....ye tu jese hi Notice board per results sheet aye to nikaal Dena...yese marks usne dekhe to kya sochegi yaar"
8.In Viva:
"Submission ab tak Hua hi nhi viva kis cheez ka du yarrr..."
"Abe tere se kya kya puchha ....mood kaisa he external....aaj to pakka doyega bager sabun ke"
"External ke bachche nhi he kya ....kuch v punch rha ...class kitne din attend Ki ....kiska experient copy Kia..wo bhi yese hi pada hoga...apni position ka galat fayeda le rha he.."
........so that's moments also belongs to you....I hope.....plz comments here yours memorial things.....
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