Have you remembered "college ke din" ?

I hope you have remembered "College ke Din".....
I would like to remember some things ,some moments....like that.... we can say that " College ke Din "


1.When you reach late in class :
"kab suru hui yr ye class "


"Attendance Ho gai kya ?"


" Saala aaj alarm hi nhi bja to me kya karu ......kal kya padaya tha isne"


"Kitna pakayega ye Virus ...abe ek page to de much to likh Lu , Abe pen bhi de na ....bager pen ke kese likhunga"


" koi itni subah kese aa sakta wo bhi is lecture ke liye....abe kitna pakata he yr "


2.In a lecture:


Yessss.....Sir the answer is
elements are the.............. components of.........
... . No sir I know answer but I am unable to explain now.........


       " saala apne aapko Newton ka chcha samajhta hai kya "


"Abe lecture ko maar goli Priyanka dekh kesi lag rahi h ? "


"Abe uski T shirt dekhi kya lagti hai yar usme..."
"Uski t shirt per dekh likha hai? "


"Uske bagal me nhi baith sakta tha ...kabhi class ka fayda lia kar "


"tere se bola tha chal canteenchalte hai ..ab dekh kitna paka rha hai? "


3.In Lab:


"Exp 4 likha h kya ...last class me Mai nhi aaya tha ....abe tera to likha hi hoga hamesha to ladkiyo se chipka rhta h "


"Karna kya h isme kis ...kis ko milana h ! Ek to ye chemistry pta hi nhi chalta kya kya Mila , kya reaction hui , kya waste Hua ? Kya nikla....uper s inka naam bhi tough hai kese yaad rakhe inko h2so4....."


"Ye sab mujhe maloom hota to tere pass kyu Ata ...tujhe kya lagta Ki Mai Einstein ke familyse belong Karta Hu...."


4.Sessional Exam:


"Inka to bas nhi chalta otherwise ye sessional 2-2 din me Lena suru karede"


"aree yaar unit me itne saare questions he to baki me kya hoga ... Or final me kitna puchhenge ....yahi bol de Ki nuber 0 Dena hi he ....to hum bese as Jaya karenge"


"oye kitna likhega....oye Niraj mujhe kewal points to Bata de yar....chal thik aaj pakka party dunga"


"Ye absent nhi hota to tere kyo bolta...."


After exam....... ......


"Ye sab pta tha lekin exam yaad hi nhi as rha tha or tere se bol bhi rha tha Khali points Bata de...."


5.For Attendance :


"I was on the class...but attendance nhi bol paya mam"


"Abe kabhi to dosti jataya kar mere liye yes sir bol dia kar ....fir tera daily class attend karne ka kya faida Hua ..."


6.Late Assignment submission time:


"Sir...2 -3 din bimaar Hu Abhi bhi Taviyat sahi nhi h... Aap Deepak se puch lijiye ,ye hi doctor ke pass lekar gya rha.."


"Mene Ravi ko bola tha mera assignment bhi kar Dena or isne bola bhi tha submit kar dega but usne submit hi nhi Kia Mai kya karu....next time sabse pahle mera assignment hi submit hoga ....pakka..."


7.After Exam:


"Ye saala syllabus tha kha ...mere hamesha tough wala questions paper hi milta hai"


"1st unit se 3 no., 2nd unit s 7 no....., 5th se to pakka fail....ye tu jese hi Notice board per results sheet aye to nikaal Dena...yese marks usne dekhe to kya sochegi yaar"
8.In Viva:
"Submission ab tak Hua hi nhi viva kis cheez ka du yarrr..."


"Abe tere se kya kya puchha ....mood kaisa he external....aaj to pakka doyega bager sabun ke"
"External ke bachche nhi he kya ....kuch v punch rha ...class kitne din attend Ki ....kiska experient copy Kia..wo bhi yese hi pada hoga...apni position ka galat fayeda le rha he.."




........so that's moments also belongs to you....I hope.....plz comments here yours memorial things.....

Lets recall ...wo college ki duniya!!

Ye naukari bhi le lo , ye degree bhi le lo .chahe to Le lo US ka visa ...
Magar lauta do mujhko wo college Ki duniya .....wo canteen Ki chaya , wo theekha samosha...
wo Doop me ghar se nikalna ,wo thand me rajai me ghus Jana......
wo project ke liye shahar ke chakkar katna or mil Jane per party ka banana....
wo lecture me dosto Ki proxy lagana, wo sir ko chidana ....wo Citi banana .....wo thi meri college Ki duniya .....
wo submission Ki raat bhar jagna or nhi hone per bimari ka banana leker date badwana..... Wo yaad he hamari college Ki duniya ....


wo dusro ke assignment ko apna batana, wo seminar me aawaj or pairo ka ladkhadana....
wo workshop me pasina banana or institution ko gaali Dena .....yaad he hamko college Ki duniya .....
wo holiday per masti karna or exam ke ek din pahle serious Ho Jana , wo exam khatam hone per independence day manana.....yaad he hamko wo college Ki duniya ....
wo fresher ko satana , wo without any reason off maar Dena , wo test me dusro ko bolna " kitna likhega be"....
wo canteen ka zyaan , reason na Milne per khud ke concept banana...yaad he hamko college Ki duniya......


wo ladkiyo ka hamesha akadna , wo dosto Ki GF ko naam lekar chidana, wo Kisi or GF ko apni batana, wo mujhe hi dekh rahi thi kahkar dosto ko chidana .....yaad he hamko college Ki duniya ...
wo treat khatam hone per mobile per fake call karna , or paise dene ke time per hath muhh done chale Jana , shocking me bolna "me to wallet hi bhool gya"....kya yaad he tumko wo college Ki duniya.....


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Most College Life Memorable Things you must have to remember!

Wow last day….The last days of college life will be memorable by default , there are many things in your college Life  to make a a part of Awesome Memorable .
Wonderful..!! You are already having a memorable time. 

No matter what you do in these days, everything would seem to be memorable. 
You need not to ask others about what you should do. Think on your own, what makes you and your friends happy? What is it that you have always wished to do in your college days, but haven't done yet.? 
Go ahead, do it.
Live the moment. Relish in everything you do. 
Stay aware of the fact that this is the last time. 
You will feel good in everything. 
All the best.....