College days are always the best days of our life, the friends we make, the days we spent together and the moments shared are priceless. When at college we are just living a normal life, as we thought but we are unaware that in reality we are creating some life time memories. Though we forget those days as we get involved in out daily routine and new responsibility, but sometime few lines take us back to our college days and a smile comes on your face as we recall those moments...
1.On being Late:
“Kab shuru hui class?”“ “Attendance ho gayi kya??”“ “Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar”“ “Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu......... bolna ....... kal kya” padaya tha isne”“ “Ek page de na.......... abey pen bhi to de, nahi to kisse” likhunga.......”“ “ koi subah kaise aa sakta hai........”“ “wo bhi iss class ke liye “
2. During the lecture:
“Yesss!!!! Sirrr.......The answer is
........huuuummmmm.......aaaaaaaa.............”
“No sir.....I know the answer ......sir....”
“Saala apne aapko Newton samajta hai”
“dekhiyo tera net aa rha hai kya....”
“Abe lecture ko maar goli..... Ma'am kya lag rahi hai aaj........”
“dekh woh ladki..... apne boyfrnd se baat kar rhi hai.....”
“Uske Saamne nahi baith sakta tha kya.......gadha.......
“Saala sab ne laptop khol rakha hai...”
“Kya bore kar raha hai. Bola tha canteen chalte hain ..”
“Heads, we go canteen , Tails, we go now!!!”
3. Lab:
“Expt. 2 likha??”
“last time tu aaya the kya?”“
“Karna kya hai??”
“Yeh bhai.....merko pata hota to tere pass kyon aata........”
“Areee tu to bura maan gaya .......chal dikha na.....bhau kyo kata
hai....”
4. Sessionals Test:
“sessionals test???? ......Aree yaar...... “
“Kya....... abe unit test mein itna sara topic hai to final mein kya
hoga.”
“Oye Ashish kaha hai......uska roll number mere baad hai.......wo nahi
aaya to mein pakka fail.”
After test......
"yaar pada tha....recall nahi kar paya.......chhod na ....... Canteen
chalega”SAHI !!
5. Late submission of assignments:
“Maine us ko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assgnment bhi saath mein
submit kar dena& “
“Ab mein kya karu usne mereko bole bina hi submit kar diya........ “
“They should allow XEROX........sala system hi kharab hai “
6 . After exam:
“Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya? Shitt...”
“kya bol raha hai yaar..aise karna tha kya”
“1st mein 3 marks.....2nd mein 0.......3rd mein 2.......
Gaya..........fail pakka.......”
“Yaar notice lagte hi hata dena........wo kya soochegi mera marks dekh
kar......”
7 . VIVA
“Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghanta doonga “
“Aeee.......Akash.....terese kya kya poocha....mood kaisa hai.. “
“External ke ghar mein bacche nahi hai kya....... “
“Dekh Boss!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ki ab tak
preparation nahi hui hai “
8 . Submission:
“Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?”
“kaat kaat ke likh le...kaon padhta hai”
“Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?”
“Jai ho computer baba ki......jai ho Ctrl C - Ctrl V ki.......”
“Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?”
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